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MT lives vicariously through himself.
He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
His hands feel like rich brown suede.
He is the most interesting man in the world.

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